"So he was like, 'Gwarharhar! Ness wets the bed!' and Ness was like 'Shut up, Bowser! You have to sleep with a Peach doll every night!'. Like, can you guys believe it? That literally freaks me out! I don't know why they have such vile men in this tournament! Bad people shouldn't even join! I feel like my safety is at stake and- Are you two even listening?" the Mushroom Kingdom princess rambled as she painted her fingernails only to be distracted by the other two women in the room failing to pay any attention to her.
"No." Samus bluntly muttered after taking a drink of water.
Peach sighed and turned to look at Zelda, who sat by the window. "